They tell me things that I will do They show me things I'll do to you. I hear voices in my head They council me, they understand They talk to me, they talk to me. I see darkness falling I hear voices calling I feel justice crawling I see faith has fallen. All you judges you are guilty, All the bosses I will fire, All you bankers will have losses Politicians are all liars. They talk to me, they talk to me.Īll the lawyers are defenseless, All the doctors are disease, And the preachers all are sinners And police just take the grease. I hear voices crying I see heroes dying I taste blood thats drying I feel tension rising. I have the voice that has the knowledge and the power to rule your fate. I have a voice that is my savior, hates to love and loves to hate. But when rules start getting broken you start questioning your faith. You got your rules and your religion, all designed to keep you safe. And this week's show features an interview with Truth Martini (trainer of Alex Shelly, Jimmy Jacobs and Zach Gowen) and the return of Turnbuckle 2 Turnbuckle.I hear voices in my head They council me, they understand They talk to me. Don't look so sad.Ĭheck out as we have the new interview with ECW star CW Anderson. It's all good even though One Night with Shane Contest only attracted three grandmas and the almost hot lady with three arms. Maybe I should tell Shane that everything's gonna be alright. Daris really did steal that last Turnbuckle 2 Turnbuckle victory. Dang he's good.Īnd wow, there goes Demetrus. I will take all you're money and leave you like the homeless bum you are. If they have flaming sculls around it of course. You cannot hide because I will find you and break you. My brain is starting to hurt.īut when the throbbing stops, you cannot escape my wrath. Darn Backyardigans are a lot faster than they look on TV. I kinda bit my lip, and I think I'm frickin bleeding. why are ya'll always leaving? Don't you know you must be at my side at all times? I'm sorry about the whole punting thing. Where's Ted? Where's Cody? I feel so alone. Did you know that RKO isn't just a fancy swap of TKO? Oh no. He thinks since WWE went PG that he will always be the man.īut what happens when I start kicking people in the face? What happens when I start making out with the bosses daughter as I handcuff her husband to the ropes and beat him down?ĭo you still think you will be invincible? How long will you say the champ is here when it is I who holds the belt? Cena does think he's the man around here. Wait till he's throwing his bags into his car after the show. And as he's kneeling down and pulling shards from his brain, kick him in the skull. Then at the 18th minute mark, push him into the mirror shattering it into millions of pieces. Sit back until he starts rehearsing his lines in front of the mirror.
RANDY ORTON THEME SONG COTSTM PROFESSIONAL
Orton is a third-generation professional wrestler his grandfather Bob Orton, Sr., father 'Cowboy' Bob Orton, as well as his uncle Barry O, all competed in the professional wrestling industry. He'll fall down in pain and then you can kick him in the scull. Randal Keith 'Randy' Orton (born April 1, 1980) is an American professional wrestler currently signed to WWE wrestling on its Raw brand.
That way when he goes to throw it into the crowd, he'll rip half his scalp off. Super glue the brim of his hat when he lays it down. he think he's better than you doesn't he? You need to handle his goofy, always saluting, corny. No incidents and no accidents.Īnd remember, like Snitsky, it's not you're fault. Ok Randy you're going to be a good boy today. The italics are the lyrics, which are followed by Luzzi's thoughts, as Randy's Thoughts. Sorta like WWJD, only in this case Jesus would kick you in the skull instead of pull you up if he saw you down.Īnd like an epiphany it all became clear. Luzzi began to try and guess what Randy was thinking when he stepped into a WWE. He got the mindset of a killer who had no control over his actions or environment. In order to get to know the WWE champ better, lead singer Rich Luzzi traveled with Randy Orton for a week to get inside his head, for a lack of a better term, and here's how he came to write the popular theme song.Īfter a week with Randy, Luzzi said everything came to him so quickly. I was recently privy to some insight on Randy Orton's theme music, Voices by Rev Theory, and how it came about.įor those who think the song wasn't written specifically for Randy, think again as this isn't the first theme song Rev Theory has done (they also did one for Ashley Massaro).